“No,” Elliott says. He holds out a slender volume: Who Would Win? Ultimate Pterosaur Rumble. “We just read that,” I say, almost crying. “I know,” he says, with what passes for compassion in a ...

Editor's note: This article is satire. The "Who Would Win" book series is a collection that pits two animals against each other and evaluates who would win. Here are my own, with a modern twist. I’ll ...

Editor's note: This article is satire. The "Who Would Win" book series is a collection that pits two animals against each other and evaluates who would win. Here are my own, with a modern twist. Like ...